Legislature? Never heard of 'em. Judiciar... joo-dish-uh-who? Never mind that. All hail The King!
Cut. Dress. Lewdly swivel hips and sing in an uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh baritone:
Hey now, if your voter support base leaves you,* I'm sure there are countless wry political puns to be made with clever reworkings of Elvis lyrics. All I could think of was this crap.
And you got a tale to tell,
Just take a walk down Lonely Street
To Heartbreak Hotel.*