Though it pains me greatly, I've got to go with Bono. At least, when he's not busy being a self-aggrandizing rock star, he like saves Africa 'n' stuff. As best as I can figure, Sting just goes on late night talk shows and brags about how many hours he and his wife made Tantric-love the other night. ("Quadrophenia" is the only thing in my Sting-Pros column.)
Dude, what is with their *names*???! Why can't either of them just have a normal name? I suggest a new Slimbo feature: make up new pop star names.
That said, I'm plumping for Bono too. Not just for Africa, but because he doesn't have a solo career. Unlike Sting: "Songs from the Labyrinth", "Nothing Like the Sun" "The Soul Cages" ... just too awful.
I'm going to give Sting a modicum of credit for his part in Quadrophenia. Otherwise there's little to pick from.
ReplyDeleteSting, definitely.
ReplyDeletejust keep this in mind:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sting.com/discog/?v=&a=1&id=346
i'm a bono guy.
ReplyDeleteThough it pains me greatly, I've got to go with Bono. At least, when he's not busy being a self-aggrandizing rock star, he like saves Africa 'n' stuff. As best as I can figure, Sting just goes on late night talk shows and brags about how many hours he and his wife made Tantric-love the other night. ("Quadrophenia" is the only thing in my Sting-Pros column.)
ReplyDeleteDitto the above for Bono 'cause he saves Africa "n atuff.
ReplyDeleteDude, what is with their *names*???! Why can't either of them just have a normal name? I suggest a new Slimbo feature: make up new pop star names.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'm plumping for Bono too. Not just for Africa, but because he doesn't have a solo career. Unlike Sting: "Songs from the Labyrinth", "Nothing Like the Sun" "The Soul Cages" ... just too awful.
I think my pop star name will be: Welt.
ReplyDeleteBono gets my vote. That tree on the slopes did him in.
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