A Compendium of My Ridiculously Obsessive Rules of Attire (the Refugee Remix)

Due to recent changes in circumstances, the list requires an update.

Wandering the face of the earth:

• One of three black, size-medium, one pocket t-shirts.
• Optionally (in cooler weather): my one vaguely retro, short sleeve shirt.
• Pants or shorts (depending on climate).
  • Pants:
    - My one pair of Levi's 501s, dark blue.
  • Shorts:
    - My one pair of vaguely retro, plaid shorts OR
    - My one pair of Dickies plain-front, khaki shorts.
• Plain, brown, leather belt.
• One of three pairs of grey socks.
• My one pair of black, lowtop (increasingly funky) Chuck Taylors.

Hair:

• Dax Wave and Groom (just because I'm a refugee doesn't mean I have to let my hair go all to hell - although it is getting kind of shaggy).

Sunglasses:

• $9 wire-rimmed, rectangular aviators from Rite-Aid (it's bright in Texas).
  

So the list is shorter, but that's O.K. I pretty much wore the same thing everyday anyways. Now I just have a good excuse. And I still try to always wear a mustache on Fridays.